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Americans are sleeping worse than ever, and the good news is that there is now a $14.99-per-month subscription service that will tell you exactly how badly you slept, rank your failure against a global average, and send you a push notification at 7 AM congratulating you on your breathing. Progress.
What started as a simple way to exercise at home has evolved into a complex ecosystem of lifestyle signaling, political identity, and motivational philosophy delivered by strangers in designer athletic wear. Welcome to the intersection of fitness and ideology, where your workout stats are less important than your virtue signaling metrics.
Purchasing a mattress now requires navigating carbon calculators, ethical foam sourcing questionnaires, and a checkout process that transforms a simple purchase into a comprehensive examination of your values. Sweet dreams are made of this.
A buzzy new startup has raised $47 million in Series A funding to build an app that scans your existing beliefs and reflects them back at you with academic citations and a soothing notification chime. Woke Watch Daily got an exclusive look at the product that venture capitalists are calling 'the future of human thought.' We have concerns.